Shrek investigation is still ongoing

The last thing people see before they die

RECENT REPORTS SHOW MULTIPLE SHREK ATTACKING PEOPLE - The original shrek has found a mutation method where it can easily spread its "shrekness" to .human beings. Some of the lesser know of effects of being a shrek include: turning evil, turning green, and having no impule to eat anything except for dry ice.

This photoshop was created using GIMP and Pixabay.com.