Collipus

A day in the life of a Collipus

Dear Diary, Today Jacob The Great White (know as JTGW) decided to say I was ugly!!! LIKE HUNNY IM NOT YOUR MIRROR!!!! He doesn't know who he's talking to obviously. Anyways Jacob got grounded by his mommy. And I was really happy about it. Also earlier I for got IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY LIKE HOW DO I FORGET?????? Secretly I just wanted to see if people remebered and it worked. LIKE MATERIAL GWORLLLL. Like SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY QUEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN AND THEN MY FURRY CAME OUT- MY BREED IS A ROUGH COLLIE AND OCTUPUS AND LI- GRRRRRRRRRR- SORRY MY INNER FURRY CAME OUT- AND I JUST LEARNED HOW TO BARK RAWRRRRRRRRRR

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